Waking Up

You wake up in a room in a T-shirt and sweatpants. You have no recolection of how you got here, or even how you got into these clothes (it's definitely not your normal fashion choice). The room is completely black and is completely empty, except for four white doors. Which door do you go through? [[Right|Cicada Room]] [[Left|Dancing Elves]] [[Up|Armory]] [[Down|Roasting]]

You see a massive insect, twice as big as you, hovering as its wings beet at a breakneck pace. It is tending to its brood, head-sized eggs. What do you do? [[Poke the Bug|The Bug Attacks]] [[Go Back|The Room]]

There are a bunch of small people with pointed ears dancing around a campfire. They seem to be having so much fun. What do you do? [[Join them|Dance Til you're Dead]] [[Go Back|The Room]]

There is a myriad of weapons in this room. Swords, phails, knives, shields, and suits of armor. There is one particular sword however, hung on the other side of the room. It's practically glowing, beckoning for you to take it. What do you do? [[Take the Sword|Soul Stealer]] [[Take a Different Weapon|Take a Weapon]] [[Go Back|The Room]]

There's a group of men and women roasting some meat over a campfire. What do you do? [[Ask for a Meal. You're Hungry After all|Cannibals]] [[Go Back|The Room]]

The bug graps you, injecting you with a spike from its mouth. You can feel something being put inside you as you take your last breath. You died. [[Start Over?|The Room]]

You join in the circle and began dancing alongside the little people. It's so much fun. Pretty soon you realize that you don't ever want to stop. So you never do. You never eat, you never drink, you never sleep. It does't take much time before you become an empty husk. You died. [[Start Over?|The Room]]

As you wrap your hand around the hilt, a ribbon suddenly wraps around your wrist in turn. You feel your strength begin to leave you. Your breahting becomes laborious, you fall to your knees. Everything's so cold. You died. [[Start Over?|The Room]]

You wake up in a room in a T-shirt and sweatpants. The room is completely black and is completely empty, except for four white doors. Which door do you go through? [[Right Door|Cicada Room #2]] [[Left Door|Dancing Elves]] [[Up Door|Armory]] [[Down Door|Roasting #2]]

You see a massive insect, twice as big as you, hovering as its wings beet at a breakneck pace. It is tending to its brood, head-sized eggs. What do you do? [[Poke the Bug|The Bug Dies]] [[Go Back|The Room #2]]

As you get closer to ask for some food, you realize that the meat being is a human torso. The so-called humans, turn their gaze to you, smiles showing rows of razor-sharp teeth. They're upon you in seconds. Fortunately, you have a sword, and make short work of the group of man-eaters. That's when you hear a groaning from behind a tree. [[Check it Out|The Woman]] [[Go Back|The Room #2]]

You stab the bug with your sword, killing it before it could even think about striking back. What do you? [[Take One of the Eggs|You Have an Egg]]

There's a group of men and women roasting some meat over a campfire. What do you do? [[Ask for a Meal. You're Hungry After All|Cannibals #2]] [[Go Back|The Room #2]]

You manage to resist the urge to take the interesting sword and go grab one of the more normal swords. [[Go Back|The Room #2]]

The eggs hatches, and a cute little larva flies out. It's imprinted on you, and begins following you as if you are its mother. Strange, isn't it? [[Go Back|The Room #5]] [[Pet the Larva|The Way Home]]

You find a beautiful woman, bound and gagged. [[Release her|Freedom]] [[Go Back|The Room #2]]

The woman, overcome with joy, embracees you. She thanks you, revealing that she was going to be eaten next if you hadn't arrived. She offers to take you home. It appears as though your worries are finally over. [[Take Her Hand|The Room #3]]

You wake up in a room in a... Wait a second? Haven't we been here already? [[Right|Cicada Room]] [[Left|Dancing Elves]] [[Up|Armory #2]] [[Down|Roasting]]

You manage to resist the urge to take the interesting sword and go grab one of the more normal swords. [[Go Back|The Room #4]]

You wake up in a room in a... Wait a second? Haven't we been here already? [[Right Door|Cicada Room #2]] [[Left Door|Dancing Elves]] [[Up Door|Armory]] [[Down Door|Roasting #3]]

There's a group of men and women roasting some meat over a campfire. What do you do? [[Kill Them|Cannibals #3]] [[Ask for a Meal. You're Hungry After All|Cannibals #3]] [[Go Back|The Room #4]]

As soon as they come to you, you kill every last one of them. You hear the voice of a woman calling to you, and you approach them. She says that she can take you home. [[Kill Her|Home]] [[Kill Her|Home]]

You just take your sword and slit her throat. Everything around you sseems to dssipate, as you're suddenly wisked away. You wake up in your normal bed. After all this craziness, you're finally home! [[Game Over!|The Room]]

Despite its insectoid appearance, you think that the larva's rather cute. You begin stroking its head. Its skin is so nice to the touch. Then you suddenly pass out. Your eyes open, and you find yourself waking up in your own bed. Looks like the trouble is finally over. [[The End|The Room]]

[[Right Door|Cicada Room #2]] [[Left Door|Dancing Elves #2]] [[Up Door|Armory]] [[Down Door|Roasting #2]]

There are a bunch of small people with pointed ears dancing around a campfire. They seem to be having so much fun. What do you do? [[Join them|Larva to the Rescue]] [[Go Back|The Room #5]]

You join in the circle and began dancing alongside the little people. It's so much fun. Pretty soon you realize that you don't ever want to stop. But as you're dancing, the larva comes up to you. You smell something, and it brings you to your senses. You jump away from the circle. It was a trap all along! [[Kill them|Elf Extermination]] [[Go Back|The Room #5]]

You take your sword and begin hacking the elves to pieces. They don't stop their dance, even as you're murdering them. It's all so intense. Suddenly, your eyes flutter open. You've awoken in your room. What kind of crazy dream was that? [[The End|The Room]]